Ma Troosers

Ma troosers was too nippit
and I couldna pull them on.
I nearly brak the zip
and I still couldnae get them on.
I tried agane and agane
and I still couldnea pull them on.
I lay down on the floor
and I just still couldnae pull them on.
I stood on my heid
and still couldnae get them on
So I took them back to the shop
and said ye try and put them on yerself.

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